I don’t know why I play
Bingo. I never win any
Prizes, which are usually
Junk anyway. Oh, well,
I guess I fulfill my socializing
Requirement.
Tag: bingo
No Bingo Today
When I saw the no bingo
Sign today, I yelled GREAT–
I hate that game! People
Sitting around playing for
The chance of winning
Potato chips or soft drinks,
When I would rather win a
Big, fat bacon cheeseburger!
Oh well, it gives elderly
People something to do at
The senior center.
Old People
screeching
and
grumbling
keep your
raunchy diaper
on
old age
permits them
to smack
their roommate
if
they pass gas
go play bingo
for Ha! Ha!
intellectual
stimulation
and
your choice
of a rocking
chair
Wordman of Alcatraz 