When I saw the no bingo
Sign today, I yelled GREAT–
I hate that game! People
Sitting around playing for
The chance of winning
Potato chips or soft drinks,
When I would rather win a
Big, fat bacon cheeseburger!
Oh well, it gives elderly
People something to do at
The senior center.
Life is short. Don’t waste it.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Go for it. Your life is waiting!
They say that there’s a
Chance that some day
A huge asteroid may
Hit the earth and cause
A lot of damage. Many
People will die as the
Result. This means we
Need to hold on to the
Ones we love, and live
Each day to the fullest.
What are the chances that
That nothing is left to
Chance and everything
That happens has already
Been predetermined by
The great Secretary in
The sky
Wordman of Alcatraz 