Watch out for angry
Gerbils. They will
Gnaw your leg off
If you let them. They
Hide behind furniture
And are hard to catch.
One person used his
Shotgun and shot up
His house with no luck.
Tag: furniture
The Office
I dreamed I worked in a
Huge office building.
Everyone had their own
Desk, but nobody had
Anything to do. Shuffling
Through papers, going
Through drawers got old
After awhile. Things got
Pretty weird. Eventually,
I told myself I was
Dreaming and woke up.
Where’s Boogie
A big black cat named
Boogie can usually be
Found on the floor, on
The couch, or on our bed,
Where he’s not supposed
To be. And when it thunders,
Boogie amazingly stuffs his
Fat body underneath the
Couch, where he feels safe
And secure.
Neighbor
One morning we looked out
Our window and saw moving
Vans unloading furniture and
Boxes into the house next
Door. Being nosy, I walked up
To one of the movers and
Asked if he knew who was
Moving into this house next
Door. He looked at me,
Paused, and said Sylvester
Stallone. I said you’re pulling
My leg, right? Why would he
Want to live in a little house
Like this? Then a Mercedes
Pulled up and Stallone, after
Quick introductions, said
We’re going to shoot a movie
In this house. Then my wife
Fainted.
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