Everyone thinks of
Hollywood as a far
Away magical place,
Like the land of oz.
They regard actors
And actresses like
Greek gods. But we
Find out in the end
That they are human
Like the rest of us.
Tag: Hollywood
Neighbor
One morning we looked out
Our window and saw moving
Vans unloading furniture and
Boxes into the house next
Door. Being nosy, I walked up
To one of the movers and
Asked if he knew who was
Moving into this house next
Door. He looked at me,
Paused, and said Sylvester
Stallone. I said you’re pulling
My leg, right? Why would he
Want to live in a little house
Like this? Then a Mercedes
Pulled up and Stallone, after
Quick introductions, said
We’re going to shoot a movie
In this house. Then my wife
Fainted.
Wordman of Alcatraz 