Circular Question

How does a hypnotist not
Hypnotize himself? When
He hypnotizes someone
Else, is he sure he’s not
Doing the same thing to
Himself?

Midnight Swim

One thing my wife and I
Used to do was go to a
Private lake at midnight
And go for a cool, relaxing
Swim. It was so peaceful
Under the moonlight. We
Don’t do it anymore, but
The memories remain of
The days of youth.