Yellow Submarine

One day the citizens of a
Small town were shocked
To find a bright yellow
Submarine lying on Main
Street. It just appeared
Overnight, full size, water
Dripping from it. Downtown
Shops were sure their
Businesses were going to
Take a nose dive.

The Sandwich

What would we do without
The sandwich? The Earl of
Sandwich was a pretty
Smart guy to think of
Slapping some meat and
Cheese or whatever your
Heart desires between
Two pieces of bread. I’ll
Bet he didn’t have a
Patent on it, though.